May 01

Monkeys? Really?

Patrick had a phone conversation with Tony today. I had a prior engagement and wasn’t able to be a part of it.

Apparently he asked Tony about the SciFi deal and what the story was with that. We were curious to know how far they actually got in the development process. Tony’s response was kind of funny and also shocking and encouraging for us.

He said in (what Patrick describes as) his signature, soft-spoken voice:

“Well, there was a script. I guess. We hated it. It was Atrus on a beach with monkeys – making love to Catherine, and we were, like, WHAT?”

Now, I’m not sure where the monkeys play into this whole thing, and I’m not entirely sure from Tony’s wording what exactly the monkeys were doing, but it certainly sounds absolutely terrible. I guess it’s no wonder they walked away from the deal.

(begin rant)

I’m feeling pretty confident that whatever we’re doing, it’s far better than what Tony has described. It helps a little that Tony actually said as much. I suppose that’s why they’re talking with us. I find myself wondering how these screenwriters have found themselves in a position where they are being paid to write total crap. In such a competitive industry, it really does amaze me that rubbish gets paid for. There are a lot of talented people in the world. Is it really in such short supply that producers must settle for “good enough”…or in this case “not even close to good enough”?

(end rant)

Okay, so I guess we’re gearing up for our conference call on Thursday.

WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Posted at 6:48 pm by Adrian in collaborators, communications, planning · tags: , , , , ,
13 others write,
  • Replace the monkeys with squees! Now we’re talking! :P

  • “What are we doing?”
    –> You are creating worlds.

    blah blah writer’s rant
    –> I think in Sci-Fi’s case it’s that the producers are far more interested in making a quick buck of a popular name/idea than anything else. They like to put a lot of random sex into things that otherwise wouldn’t have any because it really sells to their demographic, and to seriously change around a story. Sometimes, this works – look at the new Battlestar Galactica, which is a really fantastic series, much better than the original, with tight, edgy storylines, great writing, and engaging characters.

    Other times, the producers just throw some hack writer who essentially writes bad fanfiction who also knows jack about the source material at a project and says “Hey can you just throw something together so we can make a quick few bucks off it?”

    As a longtime watcher of the SciFi channel, that script doesn’t surprise me at all. Just look at what they did to Earthsea – if you know anything about the source material, it’s obvious that they murdered it in the face and ruined everything the original books were about. The worst bit about that is that Hayao Miyazaki’s equally inaccurate but far better written and produced version of Earthsea cannot come to the US becuase SciFi now owns the rights because of that piece of garbage.

    … sorry. rambling. about nothing. again. oops. >>;

    I end with a quote. which while not necessarily relevant to this particularly, seems… relevant otherwise…?

    “You wish for something, you’ve wanted it for years, and you’re sure you want it, as long as you know you can’t have it. But if all at once it looks as though your wish might come true, you suddenly find yourself wishing you had never wished for any such thing.” ~ Michael Ende.

    Dunno. Read it the other day while looking for something else and thought of this project. I uh… am sorry for the random irrelevant rambliness. which is probably inaccurate on a number of points…?

  • Ha. The good old days. I still think the best Sci-Fi miniseries to date was The Lost Room. Tinman was okay, but something was missing.. At some point I had heard that Sci-Fi wanted to put D’ni in the sky. But I’m not sure if that’s something that Tony told me, something that I read, or something that I dreamed. You can never really be sure with me.

  • “Battlestar Galactica” is absolutely one of the greatest shows ever produced for television. I’m pretty picky and the science fiction genre usually doesn’t quite hit the mark with me most of the time, but I think B.G. works because of its focus on character first and foremost. Also, the production value is on par with any major motion picture. The effects are amazing (see Razor). The score is like no other score I’ve heard for television either. Okay, I’m starting to ramble myself…

  • Battlestar Galactica, eh? Interesting. We’ll have to think some more about that, eh, Adrian? …

  • Razor was brilliance. So much brilliance ^___^ and now I’m all twitching about season four. It needs to hurry up and get here I MUST KNOW WHO THE LAST CYLON IS arrgh.

    (it’s actually Atrus! :o and that will be the plot twist ending at the end of the Myst film.)

  • I felt that the Battlestar galactica plot lacked a cohesive direction.

    Or maybe I’m just fond of the more stand-alone style episodes in sci-fi series like in star trek :)

  • No, it definetly has some problems with cohesive direction, mostly becuase unlike, say, Babylon 5 (also an excellent show) the outline for the plot arc was not written in advance and rather made up as they went along (other than the “Well Earth is there, somewhere… and also robots!”) This means that there’s some very strange things that go on which are never resolved as they go “Actually that uh, didn’t happen” and other times they do some massive shark-vaulting – Tigh, anyone? *

    And I derail the topic again. Yay!

    *seriously, for those who know what I’m talking about without spoiling anything, where DID that come from?

  • Whaaaaagh!!!! I did not need that image. I am SO glad we don’t have to worry about Sci-Fi anymore…

    It’s really no surprise Cyan walked away from it, especially given the fact that they even walked away from the comic books years ago.

  • Myst Fanaticreply

    yea, i heart rumors of a Myst series on sci-fi. and at the same moment, my dreams were crushed on hearing the news that it was canceled. after hearing news of these…monkeys… lets just say i feel better now. But all you guys need to remember is that they didn’t get a letter from Atrus! Oh yea, brownie points!!!

  • Well, maybe they got an angry letter from Atrus.:-)

  • Myst fanaticreply

    yea, i don’t think Atrus would want strange mutant monkeys running around his ages!

  • I am a big sci-fi fan. I just watched Tinman and I really liked it. One thing that bothered me was the ending. I really felt as if there was no closure. As if there needed to be more.

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