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Ok. Everyone wants to know the story. Here it is.
The “Sexy Lady” thing comes from a couple of odd experiences Dylan has had in the hallway of my apartment building, with the most recent happening last night.
Months ago, Dylan was let through the security door by a young gentleman on his way into the building. He walked one way and Dylan headed off in the other direction toward my unit. After Dylan had reached a distance that this gentleman thought to be out of earshot, he started whispering under his breath. Any guesses as to what he was saying? Yep. “Sexy lady. Sexy lady. Sexy lady“
I do an impression of this, but Dylan insists that I make it sound too demonic. Can you really be too creepy when you’re reenacting something like that? I mean, really?
She must really draw them out because last night another (different) young gentleman followed her through the door after I had buzzed her in. He waited until she was “out of earshot” and began to mumble under his breath that “he would have let her in”. I guess he was looking at her strangely. I don’t know. I think I might move. Next thing you know people will be writing in blood on my living room floor.
11:37 pm
Feb 21 2008
I was at an anime convention a few years back, and noticed a teenager sitting on the stairs and just saying nothing but “Watch for Moses. Watch for Moses. Watch for Moses.”